Aprendé a hablar como El Teto

Mood:
sharp

Tomo I - Curso de Inserción

• ¿Qué hacés chabón? = Holis amiguis
• Dale / ¡Buenísimo! = Okis
• Qué grosa foto = Linda fotis!
• Te rompo el orto negra cabaretera = Re tiernis tus pompis, amiguis
• Tengo ganas de empomarte en un telo de Juan B. Justo = Puedo ser tu guía espiritual...
• Dejate de hinchar las bolas, forro! = No seas rompebolis
• Chupámela = Lamémela con la lenguis
• Chau Boló = Chaucis
• Un beso = Muakis

The Rap of Georgie Bush

Mood:
lyrical
(El Rap de Jorgito Arbusto)

God save us and God save our country
Take my balls for all or take them for nothing

Come to me with arms of massive destruction
And you will suck my dick, that's the solution

A lot of arabians, a lot of latins
The land of freedom, the land of democracy

Electrical chair, is in the air
Gas chamber... Oh! I'm very hunger!

Now I'm going to Mc Donald's, to order some donna's
And after eating them, I will call to Tony Blair

I don't want a war, but they are forcing to me
I'm a very good person, why you don't believe?

Suck it, suck it, suck it.... YEAH!